I wanna be a skinny californian socialite who can hold her liquor and can get away with calling everyone darling
(via get-over-yourself)
Been doubting myself and others a lot lately
I don’t know if I want to die alone but I do want to die in a green forest.
I really need to do thisSuper Silky Summer Legs
Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.
Ingredients
- 1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)
- 1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)
- 3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)
- 1-2 Razors
- Mix everything together in a bowl.
- Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.
- Shave your legs.
- Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.
- Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.
- Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.
- Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.
- Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!
Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.
I have silky arm pits too!!
Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.
it’s all a LIE
aye one time i owed the library like 400 dollas man.
Maya Riverait was the summer of 7th grade going to 8th
a nigga was stressed and depressed
walking home like
“how the fuck did i manage to do this to myself”
on the brink of tears everyday scared to tell my mom
luckily they had this program
“read away your fees” or some shit like that
every half an hour you sat in the library and read it took 2 dollars off
my niggas.
my mother aint see me for about a month and a half.
(via sloth-grunge)
That was the whitest fight and whitest school I’ve ever seen
AND THERES THAT ONE PERSON NOT EVEN TWO FEET AWAY FROM THE FIGHT JUST CASUALLY PUTTING HER STUFF IN HER LOCKER AND WHEN SHE SEES THE FIGHT SHES ALL LIKE “OH COOL WHATEVER” AND WALKS OFF AS IF NOTHING WAS HAPPENING
Hilarious! I wouldn’t even suspend them, that fight was embarrassing
sometimes i see white people use “nigga” and im just like you’re asking for trouble
(via cephalopastry)
(Source: hoplophilia, via get-over-yourself)
(via lying-words)
(via born-on--halloween)
"Princeton University psychologist Susan Fiske took brain scans of heterosexual men while they looked at sexualised images of women wearing bikinis. She found that the part of their brains that became activated was pre-motor - areas that usually light up when people anticipate using tools. The men were reacting to the images as if the women were objects they were going to act on. Particularly shocking was the discovery that the participants who scored highest on tests of hostile sexism were those most likely to deactivate the part of the brain that considers other people’s intentions (the medial prefrontal cortex) while looking at the pictures. These men were responding to images of the women as if they were non-human."
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The Equality Illusion (via lesilencieux)
I will reblog this forever and fucking ever.
(via neoliberalismkills)
(Source: thoughtfulcynic, via dat-becky)
